Slashed Seat Affair

Is it me or is this national celebrity obsession unhealthier and more rampant than ever? Is our interest in the whole myth of celebrity so profound that we even have an overwhelming urge to invent celebrities? I mean, WAGS….wtf?!!! Who, in their right mind really gives a damn about the state Cheryl Cole's marriage or whether Coleen likes horses and her and Wayne are really excited about their wedding. Tell you what love….tell someone who cares.

But it's not just the WAGS, oh no. It's everywhere and everyone, It's an epidemic, no, worse, it's pandemic. As a nation, do we really, honestly care about the weekly woes of gobshite Kerry Katona being plastered all over OK or Hello or whatever dentist's-waiting-room-mag she's signed to? Seeing her "svelte" figure on Iceland commercials should act as the single, greatest argument for eating fruit. "Mum's gone to Iceland", yeah and she's pitched a fucking tent in the car-park by the looks of things..

I don't give a monkeys about Peter & Jordan (although she does come across as a bit of a laugh).

Princess Diana – It was 11 years ago. Enough already! Even if she was murdered, she ain't coming back anytime soon. Get over it. "It was the press wot killed her". Yes, but it was the same people who bought the papers that fed the beast that hounded her.
Incidentally, does a knitted union jack jumper actually look good on anyone?? Just a thought.

Kate Moss – give a toss, So she wants to shove enormous quantities of charlie up her hooter? Let her. Condemn her, criticise her, read about her, but then go and buy her range from Topshop because you know, deep down you want to be her.

Pete Doherty – yesterdays news apparently. Amy's habit is soooo much more relevant. Only room for one junkie in this town, baby. And let's be honest, the press will be gutted if she sorts herself out and cleans up. Where's the headline in that?

Britney – Ooohh, look, she's gone completely hatstand and we sit and watch as she unravels before our eyes.

Chicken and Egg. We have been convinced we give a shit, As a result, we give a shit.

….right must google Russell Brand and see who he's shagging now. He's a cad you know.